Yes, it seems those workers in the Roads Department were obviously ‘snowed under’ with work that they didn`t (still haven’t) have time to get out and treat the main roads after our latest batch of Gods dandruff! Or maybe it was like Billy Connolly said, ‘If the roads are that bad how does the guy that drives the Snow Plough get to work!?’ There have been times I was positive that Phil Schofield and Robin Cousins were in the back seat of my car judging ‘Driving On Ice!’ Trust me, when it comes to ice I only want to enjoy a Solero not rein act the Balero! Maybe it was part of the EU Negotiations that we had to forsake our grit allocation to help pay the 37 gazillion pound severance! So basically, it`s the fault of Brrrrr-Ex Grit! Don`t worry, you guys are getting a reprieve though...if only from the year-long Pun-ishment I`ve put you through, as this is the last ‘Blog’ of 2017. But fear not I will be scrutinising and sabotaging everyone`s Cracker Jokes on Christmas Day to re-fuel my repertoire for the New Year. Although don`t expect the BBC to cheer you up with their programs, last night the One Show had a feature about how some women who, after having gauze surgically inserted into them to help with bladder control, had suffered severe problems when it went too brittle and caused puncturing to major organs!! I thought, ‘is this the best they can come up with for Crisp Mesh Telly!?’ On that note, I`d just like to wish everyone a very Politically Correct Festive Holiday Break (apparently even saying Merry Christmas will offend someone these days!!) I hope you all have a great time and hopefully the weather gives us a break too and allows you to get up and out to the Club at some point. | 
