But the reason I bring that word up is because this will be my penultimate weekly Newsletter from Portlethen GC. So I just thought I`d give you plenty notice to arrange the Fireworks, celebratory Balloons and Champagne for next week`s ‘Thank God For That Party!!’ I intend next week to be more a reflection of my time at Portlethen so this week I just wanted to expose you one final time to some sarcasm laced with the odd pun-erism outbreak! It is important to note that while the imagery on my weekly ‘Diarrhoea Of Events’ and some of the ‘Local content’ will be Duddingston themed you can still receive the Weekly Newsletter. In fact it will continue to be dispatched to everyone on my Database until you decide you would prefer not to receive it – At which time you are more than welcome to Unsubscribe. I know I`m often quite self-deprecating when it comes to my Content, but the reality is I enjoy putting it together every week! And I know from feedback that many of you have enjoyed engaging with it, and in some case have even looked forward to it landing in your Inbox.....especially the weeks it went straight into the Junk Mail without even needing directions! It`s a good job I don`t get a complex because what you do with my Newsletter pales into insignificance when I look at the ‘Correlated Influence’ or ‘Unfortunate Coincidence’ of my Career Timeline! I took up my first Head Professionals Position at Eastwood GC in October 2007.....just in time for the UK, and the World in general to fall into the biggest Recession since the early 90`s!! In 2014 I accepted the opportunity to come to the Monaco of the North East and become the Head Professional here at Portlethen GC.....when I arrived in January 2015 the proverbial arse had fallen out of the O&G Industry!! In 2 weeks I will take over as Head Professional at Duddingston GC with the high likelihood now that before the daffodils have even crowned and the Clocks have ‘Sprung’ Forward we will have been exposed to the turd-show that history will refer to as ‘Brexit: We Armegeddon Anything Out Of This Now!’ In Comic Books I would be referred to as ‘Galactus: The Destroyer Of Worlds!’ Maybe President Trump will Head-Hunt me to go and work for him in Moscow or Pyongyang!? I personally think that would be a bad Korea move!!?
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