Yes, with news that Solitary Confinement....I mean, 'Self Isolation' set to continue for another few weeks I think we're well on the way to the 'New Norm' actually being friendly speak for the 'Norm Bates Syndrome'!!! (Oh good, another reason not to have a Shower today!!) Well, let's be honest apparently washing our hands hasn't really worked according to latest figures. It's bad that one of the few things we can claim to have done better at than Italy is die! The Government were even advised to follow preventive measures used by one of the small islands off the coast of Italy, but Big Boris's reaction to that was 'don't be Sicily!' In many ways, I'm glad we have Nicola Sturgeon and not BJ steering Scotland through this trouble, but I do think she's been hanging about in London too much as she's picked up a bit of the Cockney Rhyming Slang, by suggesting we could be stuck in this 'Soapy Bubble' for a while yet! I really hope by 'Your Social Bubble' she means ideal 3-Ball!!!?? Wishful thinking? I'm sure you are getting as frustrated as I am being deprived of some form of Golf activity, especially when there are many positive reasons suggesting it could be a suitable pursuit right now. Firstly, Golf Course the length and breadth of the Country are already awash with people using them as the ideal environment to excessive both themselves as well as Social Distancing. (However, that 'Social Distancing' has seen more people congregate in a smallish area then would ever occur if the course was being actually used for Golf! Hitch I've seen first hand, but I'll get to that shortly) Secondly, if 'only essential travel' now includes driving miles, queue for ages, just to get an overpriced cup of coffee then I can't see why a shortish journey with a purposeful destination can't also be allowed!? (Again, I've seen first hand 'non-essential travel' being made to the Club just to walk the dug, let the kids ride their bike or bring their bucket & spade to build sandcastles in the bunkers, jog or even do a shadow boxing workout!! (Yahuh! I've witnessed that too!) Thirdly, again up and down the country, people are flaunting and ignoring the 'No Golf' Rules and are playing Courses anyway! With the main outcome being, nothing is being done about their violation which is encouraging more to people to do it! While all these are possibly valid reasons to justify Golf being added back to our 'Daily exercise allowance' the fact is at the moment it's not and what's not helping (especially people's psyche) is FAR TOO MUCH vague speculation by people, most of whom are Journalists or 'Golf Insiders' that clearly just want to be sensationalist, feel important or want to be able to say 'You heard it here first folks!' - but ultimately should know better! The be some being: 'Keep this Date for your Diary folks, I've heard Golf can re-open on 11th May!' Well based on what we've just been told that Date is highly unlikely, but the problem is it gave everyone false hope! Even to the point that people have been asking about Booking Times for the Weekend!! Trust me, when we know you'll know!! |